For purposes of this list, "one-time" means they were central to an episode one time.Some of the characters listed here have appeared in later episodes, but only briefly. ~~~laughter and applause~~~ Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, sharon it's a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your Neden Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who eversthe smoothest wins!Violent J: Ok First, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are I'd say I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake Shaggy: fuck that!It is logic failure that crosses over into parody or Poe's Law. So the reason for the laying on of hands is the reason for the taking off of hands, and herein is contradiction contradicted! zer0: On one hand, the Nazis did invade Poland to commit atrocities against its people, but on the other hand they also committed the same horrific acts against the Jews! Seeing as how he perceived the Jews as "in" on the conspiracy against him, he was unable to accept them as victims of the Nazi Holocaust. A character thinks in such a blatantly illogical manner that it to be deliberate on the part of the writer. It is the very marriage of Shepard: You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me! The result (...) was that his hatred and paranoia combined to meld his two most hated enemies together; resulting in a weird amalgamation between the two. After that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your Mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear ~~~applause~~~ Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question...Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if you were to fall in love with me, how would you show me that you care?
Other characters originally intended to be one-time characters have ended up becoming regular cast members, such as Cletus Spuckler, Luigi Risotto, Disco Stu, Groundskeeper Willie, Crazy Cat Lady, Cookie Kwan and Lindsey Naegle. Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial killer clown who says women love his s*** smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, what's your question?But I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck You!You'd be jackin me quick, I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face Violent J: Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, thatll get her Shaggy: Tell her that she's fat, yeah thatll work even better Violent J: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want contestant number two he's mad whack, I walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelly ass farm llama Shaggy: Damn dawg! ~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~Lyrics taken from If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts.Don't hesitate to explain what songwriters and singer wanted to say.
For comparison, an 1854 American Civil War Howitzer cannon could fire a ball about ten times farther–a little less than a mile.